The Tenant of Hotel California

The characters and cast of The Tenant of Hotel California

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The Tenant of Hotel California

A true story based in San Diego, California. A good looking Marine deserts his wife to the ugly streets of downtown San Diego. All kinds of riff raff, low-life, and what not emerge to the surface to take his lovely wife's innocence. Soon to be released to Amazon.com. Books A Million, and Barnes & Noble.

Here is a small taste of what's to come.
The characters:

1. Elaine Jarboe, a ruthless real estate agent who has a blind eye and manages Hotel California.
2. Lori Prick, she is a prick in the true sense of the word. She is insecure, hooked on crack, and is paranoid that everyone wants her looser boyfriend. Hood Rat describes Lori Prick.

3. Greg Fudd, is the handsome Marine, famous chef of Northern California who looses his mind to pussy and deserts his lovely wife in the murky, pigeon poop covered downtown San Diego.

4. Linda Hawkins, Greg Fudd's mother who is an LDS member with a secret love affair with Two Buck Chuck from Trader Joe's.

5. Ria Winters, an ex-con, who is very manipulative, hooked on crack, and can persuade anyone to do what she wants-except Kelly Garrett, Greg Fudd's wife.

6. Jeriann Hannagan, another ruthless, corrupt real estate agent who has a secret love affair with crack, and will do anything to protect her empire, Hotel California.

7. Remy Martin, a corrupt, shyster attorney that works for Hotel California. She and Jeriann are undercover lesbians, who get high together and will do anything to protect the empire.

8. Billy Ray Pasture, an ex-con blacker than night with the biggest lips known to man. Billy Ray flashes his smile and panties come off. He always gets what he wants-or else someone is fired or evicted.

9. Jacob Miller, a crooked judge who is past insane. For the right price, he will do anything for the empire.

10. Jane Lane, is Kelly's attorney. She is attractive, smart, and knows not to tread on dangerous ground. This does not protect Kelly.

11. Jill Miller, is the empire's security guard who always goes along with the crack heads, whether they are wrong or right.

12. Sam Spade, one of the neighbors at Hotel California with a soft spot for Kelly that gets him killed.

13. Kelly Garrett, Greg Fudd's hard working, smart, lovely wife.

14. Sister Tracy Crane, the director of the empire that gets caught embezzling funds.

The Tenant of Hotel California: A joke by Mr. Smitty

The Tenant of Hotel California: A joke by Mr. Smitty: A joke by Mr. Smitty A lady was walking on the beach and found a bottle with a genie in it. She opened the bottle and the Genie was se...

A joke by Mr. Smitty

A lady was walking on the beach and found a bottle with a genie in it. She opened the bottle and the Genie was set free. The Genie asked, “What is your greatest wish?” The lady replied, “I would love to travel to Hawaii from San Francisco by highway, since I am afraid to fly”. “Please build me a highway that leads all the way to Hawaii”. The Genie replied, “I am afraid that wish would take forever to fulfill, not to mention the fact that many lives would be lost and many injuries sustained”. “I would be happy to grant any wish but that one”, said the Genie.

“All right”, said the lady, “I have always wanted to know the minds of men, and understand why they do what they do”.

The Genie shook his head and sighed, “Will that be one lane or two for the highway?”