A joke by Mr. Smitty

A joke by Mr. Smitty

A lady was walking on the beach and found a bottle with a genie in it. She opened the bottle and the Genie was set free. The Genie asked, “What is your greatest wish?” The lady replied, “I would love to travel to Hawaii from San Francisco by highway, since I am afraid to fly”. “Please build me a highway that leads all the way to Hawaii”.  The Genie replied, “I am afraid that wish would take forever to fulfill, not to mention the fact that many lives would be lost and many injuries sustained”.  “I would be happy to grant any wish but that one”, said the Genie.

“All right”, said the lady, “I have always wanted to know the minds of men, and understand why they do what they do”.

The Genie shook his head and sighed, “Will that be one lane or two for the highway?”