Farmer Ted (Rap)

I am a good rapper, not many know this side of my personality. I rap when I am fed up with thangs, mainly with men who chase me who I don't want attention from. Some thangs kept happening to me, so this rap came to mind. Farmer Ted: Lights, camera, action! On vacation near farms in Kansas, attracting mo ugly mens than the corner x-rated store in the red light district. I'm a fine dime, big titz, tight phat azz, Oh yeah! I got it all. Soon as I step out-Oh shit! Here they come-pimply faced, crazed out meth head looser farm boyz. Nigga- I don't want chu! Go home and play wid ya tractor toyz. Accept it Farmer Ted-you will never get me in yo bed!